attention:
i would just like to bring it to everyone's attention that this is the man who killed sparks:
his name is michael f. jacob and he is the head of a nonprofit organization called the center for science in the public interest, which lobbies for stricter food and beverage regulations. he is also the current reigning king of party-poopers international.
you can read the rest of the article: here
i'm too depressed to attach any witty banter to this situation. i say we all just take a minute of silence to honor our fallen orange friend.
thank you.
his name is michael f. jacob and he is the head of a nonprofit organization called the center for science in the public interest, which lobbies for stricter food and beverage regulations. he is also the current reigning king of party-poopers international.
you can read the rest of the article: here
i'm too depressed to attach any witty banter to this situation. i say we all just take a minute of silence to honor our fallen orange friend.
thank you.
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fuck that guy. last time i checked we were in America where i have the right to pump my veins full of orange heart attack juice all i want in the name of being rad. doesn't he know what he's doing to the hipsters!? are they to subsist purely on cocaine!? are they supposed to drink fucking red bull and vodka!? that's so mainstream! oh god, it's awful.
i mean, after a sip of that shit you know its the liquid equivalent of mild defibrillation.... you think they would just cover half the can in a warning label instead of ripping out its backbone, but what the hell do i know
that guy looks like a loco maniac. possibly he had one too many sparks, had one "bad experience" and now thinks he's doing the world a favor by ridding the world of it...
Damn scientists!
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